I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

(via yellin-f0r-kellin)

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via mt-diabl0w)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via splash-of-the-ocean)